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4/11/08 America Votes for change
America has now voted in the next President. On a ticket of Change for the USA, and with the economy in the state it is loose change would probably be more accurate. Barak Obama has won a convincing vote. One thing is for sure ..compared to USA politics our elections are dull and drab. Perhaps now the British public will demand a more fun and colourful politics, which the loony party have been trying to do for years. Our time is coming.
24/10/08 Ticket to Ryde
Alan "Howlin Laud" Hope made a flying visit to the Isle of Wight this week as a booster in response to Gordon Brown proposed visit to the Glenrothes constituency.
Although we have no one standing in this by-election, Alan decided to set an example and campaign ahead of the general election.
The flying visit came as a result of Alan falling off the Ryde Pier, but a spokesman commented "all was well as it was high tide, and as usual Alan made a big Splash.
His tour included a stay in Sandown, and a visit to Ventnor. For those who dont know, Ventnor is built mainly on the side of a very steep range of cliffs. Alan is reported to have commented that "Ventnor was a bit like political life, easy to go down but a struggle to get up especially when you've had a few". (we were not sure what he meant by that but believe he was referring to a previous Liberal leader) He also gave an interveiw to The Isle of Wight County press (local paper). Come back soon Alan.
22/10/08 The OMRLP solves Britains Foreign generated Financial Crisis
Complete this well known riddle
If I asked you for money as I was broke because I lent my money to people who have no chance of paying it back, and as a result got into financial problems, you would quite rightly call me an idiot and tell me to cut down my expenditure, be prudent and get lost. You certainly would be unlikely to give me loads of money to carry on. If you did people would call you a ...................
We have received a report from Secret Squirrel who has found a way to sort out the financial Crisis. You can read his report here.
22/10/08 Being British 
We in the Loony party often harp on about the fact that Britain is the best country in the world, and the British are the best people in the world, but we do have our faults. Here are a few of them:
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on
Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
19/10/08 Music Update for Diary
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party continues to supply the public with quality Live music at their Molesey base THE POYNTZ ARMS, 85 Walton Road, East Molsey, Surrey KT8 ODP
9/10/08 Loony Party Donates to its members.
Some time ago when our HQ was held in a public house in Yately to help combat irresponsible abuse of alcohol we created the Loony Party Happy Hour. Pay for two drinks ...get one.... Once again we lead the way, this time with regard to donations. No more trips to the Ritz or large brown evelopes, we and only we are leading the fight against sleaze, and backhanders to politicians.
In these topsy turvey economic times, when most political parties are up to their neck in debt, we in the loony party are pleased to announce we are solvent. Not rich, but solvent. So we are going to donate to some of our members in the form of free advertising space on this website. As far as we know this is the first time a political party has donated to its members, instead of the other way round. A loony Party first.
So we ask all readers of this website, and all members to support our advertisers. You know it makes sense.
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1/10/08 More Proposals.
These from Cameron: Cool on the outside:
To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.
Wheelie Bins:
The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.
29/08/08 Party Conference 2008.
Well, the Conference is over for another year and a great time was had by all, with a very good spread on the Politics show. We would like to thank everyone who came, and a special thanks to all the bands.
A full report with pics posted here CLICK HERE
As we have a large number of members who are in or are ex forces a special mention here to supportourtroops.co.uk. who came and set up stall.
17/09/08 Financial Crisis
Obviously the Loony Party Financial policy of Buy Low, Sell High has been ignored yet again. We all face an uncertain financial future which has been created by the banks, and as usual no doubt, we the taxpayer will be bailing them out. No doubt the directors will be volunteering to have their massive wages cut. In normal practice if we dont do a good job, we get sacked. Big bosses get bonuses, golden handshakes and bailed out (and the occassional Knighthood). With the situation regarding HBos shares dropping by 75%+ over the last few months, and with the takeover by LloydsTsb today, one wonders if the Halifax 
will still be giving us a little extra? or as is normally the case when banks get into trouble, making sure we pay as much as possible via charges and fees to get them out of trouble. Not to mention the loss of jobs for the employees of Hbos? Anyone seen Howard lately?
Another concern in all this is that the government has said it will overrule any concerns that competition authorities may raise regarding this takeover. This leads me to the question why do taxpayers pay for competition authorities if the Government ignore and override them?
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